itslupliches:

you ever notice that liking lucretia requires 5.8 miles of discourse and a dissertation and a disclaimer but john can hang any time no problem

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side eyes taz fandom listen. listen. lucretia has done many things wrong but she is my wife and also didnt literally devour thousands of planes of existence john is an interesting engaging character and i appreciate him on a storytelling basis but if he were real id punch him in the face taz taz balance mcelboys

date-a-jew-suggestions:

dogblessyou:

date-a-jew-suggestions:

sweetbr1ar:

date-a-jew-suggestions:

sweetbr1ar:

captainlordauditor:

date-a-jew-suggestions:

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I made Gary (my gecko) a tiny Tallis and yarmulke for Rosh Hashanah and he wished u all happy new year

I’M VERY PROUD OF HIM PLEASE TELL HIM I LOVE HIM

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aww he should hang out with my dog

THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE RESPONSE TELL UR DOG THEYRE A GOOD BOY

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I’ll totally tell him! he is totally the best, here are two more photos from that joyous occasion. happy new year to you and gary!!

Broke: animals wearing Halloween costumes

Woke: animals wearing traditional Jewish clothing

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I heard you like nice Jewish dogs?

This post is the best thing that’s ever happened to me

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see-you-space-catboy:

see-you-space-catboy:

I don’t buy into shallow ‘waifu of the week’ trash, if your love for your cartoon wife is gone as soon as she’s no longer popular then your love was never real to begin with

you better be ride or die for your waifu or I’m gonna kick your ass

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melindawrites:

ittybittytatertot:

melindawrites:

ittybittytatertot:

Some of the best writing advice I ever got was if you’re stuck on a scene or a line, the problem is actually about 10 lines back and that’s saved me from writer’s block so many times.

I feel like I need an elaborate explanation

Often times, I find myself stuck on what a character should say next or what should happen in a scene to connect A to B or so on. When this happens, I fall into the trap of writing and rewriting the same few lines over and over, and becoming more and more dissatisfied every time until I give up. 

But problem is almost never actually whatever line I’m trying to write at the moment; the issue is the stuff leading up to the line. Maybe there are structural issues with the set up, maybe I wrote a bit of dialogue that was out of character leading to a discussion that doesn’t make sense, maybe I’m missing a vital piece of exposition or expositing too much. It could be a lot of things, but the important part of the advice is to look back and be willing to consider changes to something earlier in the work (even if you’re really attached to like a piece of dialogue or a particular sentence or something) instead of trying to find a way to force out a scene that’s not working.

That makes a lot of sense. Thanks for explaining!

(via actualbird)

oh good to know!! ive been getting stuck a lot lately ill have to try this out writing reference

howtobangyourmonster:

kurara-black-blog:

howtobangyourmonster:

“Oops, dropped your coat!” You cheerfully pick up the soft fur coat off the floor and carefully drape it back over the person’s chair. They stare at you with wide, stunned eyes. They’re remarkably attractive. You awkwardly wave at them and go sit down at your table.


They’re a selkie, you “gave” them back their coat, you now have a gorgeous and besotted selkie spouse. Hey, they don’t make the rules.

The next day, the attractive person you met shyly approaches you and gives you a little box with a ring inside. You blush, a little confused, and stare at them.

“I… Isn’t this… An engagement ring?”

“Well… We… We should get married by human customs as well.”

“… What?

IT GOT BETTER

(via actualbird)

this is some mags and toby shit just saying i make the rules movie house


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